Thursday, January 29, 2009

Republicans Turn Over New Leaf!

"Obama is spending us into bankruptcy!" "The stimulus is full of pork!" Those are the cries of the republicans in the house of representatives. I guess they've got religion now that they're out of power. Perhaps we need a quick review of their performance - the performance of these same people during the six years they were in power with President Bush, 2000-2006.

In short, these guys set new records for pork and new records for increasing the national debt. Not just by a little, but by a lot!

These whores have no legs to stand on! Who cares how they voted on the stimulus!

Do you hear these facts on the national news? I don't. These people should be flayed in public, and I can't figure out why the media is letting them off the hook.

Do I love the stimulus package? I don't know. All I do know is that these republicans should have their mouths taped shut for at least two years. Maybe their other orifices as well...


Woozie said...

Stitching sphincters shut could yield comically appropriate results.

ThomasLB said...

The Republicans never seem to be for anything. They're like a broken record that just says over and over, "That'll never work, that'll never work, that'll never work…"

If they had a better plan, they should have proposed it two weeks ago when they're own man sat in the oval office.

Ron Davison said...

I'm with Woozie. In fact, his sentence could be put onto each politician's picture, like the product warning labels.
On a more serious note, it really is a pity that there does not seem to be even the option of a party that doesn't spend like drunken, lottery-winning sailors.